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I never understand why celebrity couples are...

My dad’s a town planner. I doubt my mum has much of an opinion on the new one-way system he’s just given the go-ahead to.

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

I'm going through all the unmarked mix CDs in my...

It’s like a collection of everything that’s ever been wrong with music. And Adele.

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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I had an awful shift at work yesterday.

I was basically accused of stealing £20 and berated for almost an hour by a woman who spoke absolutely no English. But it’s okay because today a dress I ordered arrived and it’s far too baggy around the stomach and hips. Weight loss is satisfying.

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Not that people will care but

I apologise for my blogging absence. I’m back in London for the festive period and I’m too busy spending time with my family to really post anything. Expect a slew of posts when I get back to Uni and have work to do though.

Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

Soap grater creates flakes as an alternative to... →

Dec 23rd

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Under My Thumb - The Rolling Stones

Dec 23rd

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“She [Michelle Obama] lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior...”

– Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Wisc.) - FishbowlDC:brooklynmutt (via afternoonsnoozebutton)

Dec 22nd

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To put this into context you must first understand...

My mum just woke me up to get ready for a dentist appointment. I was having a really good dream about eating fudge, I could seriously taste it and everything. She looked a bit upset when I turned to her and wailed, “why would you take away my dream fudge, mother? Why?”

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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bealeionaire asked: i knew it was too good to be true! part of me was a bit jel though...

Dec 20th

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“The answer to this is simple. If a key can open many locks, then its a master...”

– One of the top comments on my friend’s video about ‘being a slut’ on Youtube.

Dec 20th

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bealeionaire asked: did you not really win an ipad?

Dec 20th

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Asleep - The Smiths

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

No idea how that virus got posted when I never...

WHAT THE WHAT, TUMBLRVERSE?!

Dec 19th

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Aqualung - Jethro Tull

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

My dad's in hospital and my mum wrote a sad...

One of her friends has commented on it, saying “keep your pecker up.” Let’s all just take a moment to think about that sentence, Denise. * and to make matters worse, he was having his prostate removed. JESUS CHRIST DENISE, HAVE YOU NO SOUL?

Dec 14th

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