February 2012
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Bad joke. Not even sorry.
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I'm writing an essay about Robinson Cruso and I...
The Life and Strange Surprizing Adventures of David Caruso, of New York, Actor: Who lived Ten Years, all alone on a dangerous peninsula off the coast of America, near the Great Gulf of Mexico; Having been cast on CSI: Miami, wherein all the Men’s careers perished but his own. With An Account how he was at last as strangely deliver’d by Hispanic drug lords.
Now his mum's getting angry
and shouting about how she told him to stop playing with it and he needs to sleep.
Your screaming is not helping, you ridiculous harpy. Just take it away from him and stfu.
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Who the fuck decided to give my mentally...
It sounds like the world’s loneliest, saddest birthday party has been solemnly taking place next door for the past hour and a half.
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Pancake Day already? That creped up quickly.
The otter spam has ended. I feel better now.
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tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
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