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My name's Jess, I'm 20 years old, and I have bigger hands than you.

student/ feminist/ social pariah
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timetogetbuckwild:

ununpentium:

paranormal-destiel:

fapcat:

nizyewest:

musicallyorangedicks:

ghetsis:

omfg

I don’t think you understand how much I think about gay sex

i’m pretty sure i think about gay sex mroe than you rick

get out rick you will not win this battle
you cannot even begin to comprehend how much I think about gay sex

     #i’m mostly just laughing that rick santorum apparently just admitted to thinking about gay sex all the time #do you read slash fanfic and fap angrily at the boner you hate yourself for getting rick #it’s okay rick #your slash ships are valid #don’t hate yourself for finding them sexy
i can’t
oh my god

Hey, Rick, go read this study.
In a nutshell a group of straight men were asked how comfortable they felt around gay men. They were split into two groups- those who felt fine around gay men and those who were homophobic. Both groups were then shown three videos. One was of straight sex, one of gay sex and one of lesbian sex. At the same time the men had an instrument on their penis that measured arousal.
Guess what the results where? The homophobic men were aroused by the gay porn and the other men were not. Yet if the homophobic group were asked if they were aroused, they denied it.
So I think from that we can draw some conclusions about you, Mr Rick I think about gay sex all the time Santorum.

my name is rick santorum and i approve of this gay sex thinking message. gay sex. 

I’m just imagining him throwing a pot of coffee across the room, screaming, “I’m thinking about it again! Why can’t I stop thinking about it? It’s only 9 a.m. and this is the third time today I’ve imagined a rusty trombone.”

timetogetbuckwild:

ununpentium:

paranormal-destiel:

fapcat:

nizyewest:

musicallyorangedicks:

ghetsis:

omfg

I don’t think you understand how much I think about gay sex

i’m pretty sure i think about gay sex mroe than you rick

get out rick you will not win this battle

you cannot even begin to comprehend how much I think about gay sex

#i’m mostly just laughing that rick santorum apparently just admitted to thinking about gay sex all the time #do you read slash fanfic and fap angrily at the boner you hate yourself for getting rick #it’s okay rick #your slash ships are valid #don’t hate yourself for finding them sexy

i can’t

oh my god

Hey, Rick, go read this study.

In a nutshell a group of straight men were asked how comfortable they felt around gay men. They were split into two groups- those who felt fine around gay men and those who were homophobic. Both groups were then shown three videos. One was of straight sex, one of gay sex and one of lesbian sex. At the same time the men had an instrument on their penis that measured arousal.

Guess what the results where? The homophobic men were aroused by the gay porn and the other men were not. Yet if the homophobic group were asked if they were aroused, they denied it.

So I think from that we can draw some conclusions about you, Mr Rick I think about gay sex all the time Santorum.

my name is rick santorum and i approve of this gay sex thinking message. gay sex. 

I’m just imagining him throwing a pot of coffee across the room, screaming, “I’m thinking about it again! Why can’t I stop thinking about it? It’s only 9 a.m. and this is the third time today I’ve imagined a rusty trombone.”

2/19 21:10 - timetogetbuckwild - 25,633 notes

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