I feel like it’s important to know that I’m 20 years old and I still sleep with my teddy in my bed. And I’m not ashamed of it. I’m 80 miles from home, living in a house where nobody speaks. I feel lonely and isolated here. Teddy keeps me connected to happiness and warmth.

Also, I can use my teddy to prop up my gigantic breasts as I sleep and avoid any painful rolling over on top of them in the night.

Is your teddy this multi-functional? DIDN’T THINK SO.